Looking to land that perfect Santa Claus gig this holiday season? Here are 10 funny ways to promote your Santa skills!
10: Learn to make an entrance
9: Enlist in Santa Claus Boot Camp
8: Call out the TSA
7: Invent a new reindeer
6: Beat up a shoplifter
5: Ask congress for a $25 billion bailout
4: Flip out on the North Pole (featuring Weird Al)
3: Mingle and ‘jingle’
2: Have Wikileaks release your Naughty List
1: Survive a Jack Bauer interrogation
BONUS: What NOT to do: Everyone, meet drunk Santa
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
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